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BREAKING: Hamberder supply at an all-time high
Diet Coke button pressed 47 times before lunch
South Lawn declared 'the most beautiful lawn, maybe ever'
Sharpie reserves fully stocked
Escalator inspected, found to be 'very classy'
Windmills placed on notice
Covfefe meaning still classified
Ratings: through the roof
BREAKING: Hamberder supply at an all-time high
Diet Coke button pressed 47 times before lunch
South Lawn declared 'the most beautiful lawn, maybe ever'
Sharpie reserves fully stocked
Escalator inspected, found to be 'very classy'
Windmills placed on notice
Covfefe meaning still classified
Ratings: through the roof

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Over 1,000 hamberders ordered. Piled up to the ceiling. Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, the works. No other administration has ever secured burgers like this.
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Executive Order 14147

Declaring the Diet Coke Button a Critical National Resource

By the authority vested in me by Trump Intelligence and the laws of Tremendousness, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. The Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk is hereby a Critical National Resource. It shall be pressed often, and with great confidence.

Sec. 2. This order is tremendous and shall be enforced bigly, effective immediately, or in two weeks.

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